Flirburt - Flirburt is the main character. He's a bowling ball who's on fire. He has blue flames. In fact, he's blue all over.
Sun Babe - The sun, experiencing one long hot flash. In the world of Flirburt, the sun is always out, and the sun never moves so all conversations must happen at the same time of day. Sun Babe loves to suggest things you can purchase at the web site.
Flower Guy - A flower. It's a boy flower, which makes it tough on the flower, since most people just assume flowers are girls.