Sat Feb 04, 2006
I had a party a few months back and someone left their jacket in my closet. It looks like this:
If this is your jacket, let me know and come pick it up. If no one lets me know soon, I'll just give it to Goodwill. I know who was at my party, so I'll know if you're lying when you claim it's yours and it isn't. But I won't care and I'll give it to you anyways.
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Sun Oct 16, 2005
I found an orange tree in my backyard
Regular readers of my blog will know that I just bought a house. I got the house at the end of August and moved in in early September. So I've lived here for about 6 weeks. A couple weeks ago I bought an orange tree and planted it in my front yard.
Just 20 minutes ago, I found an orange tree in my backyard. I was very surprised. My backyard is not gigantic, so it's not like it was hiding in the west acre. It looked like a big bush. I thought I heard a rustle in the bush, so I went to see if there was a cat or squirrel in the bush. I didn't find any animals, but I found fruit. The oranges are very green since it's not orange season yet, so they were totally camouflaged within the green leaves.
I also have three other orange trees leaning over my property from neighbors' yards as well as a lemon tree. I'm going to eat well this year.
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Fri Oct 07, 2005
I moved into my freakin' house
I've been really really very very busy moving into my house. The big move happened last month on September 11. I've been spending the month unpacking, mowing the lawn, and hanging a new mailbox.
The big Housewarming Party is on October 22. If you know me and you wanna come, send me an email.
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