Drive too fast, hear some jokes
I was caught speeding on highway 280 a few weeks ago because I am a very bad man. After getting a speeding ticket in California, you can avoid getting your insurance rates hiked by attending traffic school.
The Government of California sent me a list of traffic schools:
Great Comedians Traffic School
Pizza For You - Comedians Too
Great Comedy School
Comedy For Less Traffic School
National Traffic Safety Institute
Pizza For You - Great Comedians
What with this? Do we just sit down and hear up and coming comedians while we eat pizza? I'm going to "Great Comedy School" in 2 weeks. I wonder if there is a two drink minimum.