Oh Snapple, why have you forsaken me?
Snapple had a flavour of lemonade that they called Classic Lemonade. It was good and had 10% real juice and was "Made from the best stuff on Earth".
But now they have a different flavour simply called Lemonade. The labeling on the bottle looks identical to Classic Lemonade so you'd be fooled into buying it. But once you do, and you have some, you'll ask yourself, "has this lemonade gone bad?" It's got a nasty aftertaste. After closer inspection, it contains less than 1% real juice. I thought, "That can't be right!".
It's not right. It's wrong. It's not the best stuff on earth anymore. And I still have to pay the same price. Oh Snapple, why have you forsaken me?
Heh. For those of us old enough to remember REAL Snapple, it used to be made from 100% fruit juice. The best juice drink ever made was Snapple Passion Supreme. I don't think Snapple has made a 100% juice drink for more than 15 years.
So while I feel your pain, you only lost 9% of your fruit juice. I lost 99% of my fruit juice. ;)