I'm a basket head
I got a new groovy haircut. Look at this:
I got the idea from this show on Comedy Central called Straight Plan for the Gay Man. This is what they did to some guy:
I'm certain that this new haircut will get me all the chicks. Oh yeah. As long as I start also acting like an asshole. Chicks dig assholes with basketballs shaved in their head.
Interesting new do. As for the women, just act yourself and you'll be fine. Also, try not calling them 'chicks' to their face : )
For the record: I'd go out with you if you didn't live so damned far.
Why are you emulating a gay man's haircut? Was the episode so compelling that you are questioning your sexual orientation?
You don't understand the concept of the show. It's about guys who are gay but want to live like a hetrosexual for a day or seomthing. So this is a very hetrosexual haircut.
What are you, a moron?
No, it is a heterosexual haircut for a gay man. No heterosexuals in history have ever cut their hair like that. And don't try and suggest Dennis Rodman is a heterosexual.
Lastly, I should point out that all heterosexuals know how to spell heterosexual, so keep the hairdo. :)
Sorry, but I'd like to retract any statements i've made on this site. My bad.
Oy! It looks like a yamaka! And Susan: get a good Jewish accountant. He can correct your bad by balancing your statements! Oy! I kill me!