I had a party a few months back and someone left their jacket in my closet. It looks like this:
If this is your jacket, let me know and come pick it up. If no one lets me know soon, I'll just give it to Goodwill. I know who was at my party, so I'll know if you're lying when you claim it's yours and it isn't. But I won't care and I'll give it to you anyways.
Sorry not mine, Been to San Francisco, but WAY before you were born. Looks like an old fart jacket like I have. You got OLD people coming to your parties or something!!!!