I invented new iPods
Apple announced new iPod shuffles today.
These iPods are half the physical size, and double the storage size compared to the previous shuffles. It's so small, there's no room for any buttons. The buttons are included in the special headphones that come with it.
Because of the greater capacity, we made it easier to navigate through playlists and songs. The iPod uses text-to-speech to announce playlists and track names and artists.
It supports 14 languages. iTunes tries to figure out what language each of your songs are in, and announces your songs in an appropriate voice.
You can buy it tomorrow for $79. 4 GB.
Congratulations. By the way, you have very clean fingernails.