The Evil John A. Vink
My wife wondered what I would look like with a beard. So I grew one. Then everyone who saw me called me the evil John A. Vink.
Apparently there was some Star Trek episode where Captain Kirk grew a beard and then became evil. I'm not really a science fiction fan, so I'm not sure I ever saw that episode.
Turns out my wife didn't like it, so it's gone now.