Everyone tells me how long it takes to plan a wedding. But I don't get it. I don't know what all these couples are doing wrong. In my mind, the first thing you have to do is pick a date, which you do by picking a venue and finding out when they're free. Then, you just got to send invitations, and you're done.
So I'm going to blog all about my wedding planning. Now all you young couples out there can come to my blog, see how easy it is to plan a wedding, and ignore the advice of all your friends - just like me.